Tuesday, August 3, 2010

things they never told you about motherhood

No-one ever told me that when you became a new mum that you would want to kill more often- and no I don't mean the feelings you get when: a)the doctor tells you one last push, b) you have thrown up for 8 months and someone tells you how they love being pregnant c) your husband spills/ruins/wastes your breast milk trying to feed your baby or d) someone else you know is sleeping, I mean that now when I see a big spider I no longer think good, he'll get rid of the flies who I hate more, but start thinking, "how long till he gets inside my home? Are there any cracks he can get through to get to my baby? I must kill it now"  I used to always think you should leave deadly creatures alone becuase usually they are more scared of you, they play an important part in the food chain etc etc
There is a huge spider on my fence and I want to kill it.  I wasn't ever a spider killer before, now my maternal killer instincts have kicked in and I must protect my baby from all insects or potentially deadly creatures...
killer mone

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